The poached egg project: Part dos

Crack the egg in the bowl...

Whirlpool the water that is not quit boiling...just little tiny bubbles on the bottom and a few coming up.  This is what the internet told me...

This may work!

Maybe!!!!  That is how it looked online!

But it didn't look like this...

After 3 minutes this is what made it out...

...and what didn't...

Fail.

Again.

I am going to have to do a little more research...Why is this so hard?  I can cook I promise!  I will take the weekend off from poaching and regroup on Monday...