A message in a bottle

Nee (you all know who I am talking about by now right?) has seen some cool packages sent to the missionaries of Seattle and decided to send one of those ideas to Jake. He was thrilled over Spring break to receive a message in a bottle! Inside was a letter, some funny cow jokes, and milk dud candies. The milk duds went along with one of the jokes. Q: What do you call a cow who doesn't give milk? A: A milk dud! Jake didn't get it at first, (he had never heard the term "dud" before) but when he did he thought it was a good one. And he now really enjoys a milk dud!